George Sloshington - Long Sleeve T-Shirt action Minor league baseball in that

Minor league baseball in that era bound small towns together in fierce regional pride

One muttered command turns any roadside confrontation into a physics lesson about fist meeting face

ILLINOIS" with "Class C Baseball" and "Established 1897" flanking a cartoon anthropomorphic pyramid mascot in golden yellow holding a baseball glove

Carrying a roll of toilet paper into the woods is just a victory lap at this point

George Sloshington - Long Sleeve T-Shirt action Minor league baseball in thatFounding a nation requires steady hands, but George Sloshington proves those hands are best used for holding a cold one. Democracy was always a drinking game with better PR. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "GEORGE" above a stylized pop art portrait of George Washington in a blue coat, yellow vest, white cravat, and white powdered wig, holding up a red and white can labeled "BEER." Straight distressed white block text below reads